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Song Parodies -> "Itchy Shoe Sparks"

Original Song Title:

"Itchykoo Park"

Original Performer:

Small Faces

Parody Song Title:

"Itchy Shoe Sparks"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They are the wrong size
I've forced a 12 on a 13.
So feet are on fire.
This itchy shoe sparks some toe scratchin'.

What shoes do you wear?
They're Florscheims.
How do they feel there?
They're too tight!
Do they need repair?
No, they bite

They are not bootiful (4x)

Boots are sublime--you toe the line,
You stand up, though they suck when you run.
If you're stout, when you move about,
Heels might break, and you'll fall on your bum.

I tell you what I'll shoe
(What will you shoe?)
I'll stick the heels back on with glue.
But I'll need a tool
(A hammer's cool).
I'll nail 'em like shoes on a mule.

I effect repair--you stand high.
They give off a glare--
They're spit-shined.
So please do not stare,
You'll go blind.

Now you're so bootiful. . . .
[Repeat and fade]

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alvin rhodes - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
an amazing "feet" the original...songs don't get much more psychedelic...5s
John Barry - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.

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