Song Parodies -> Reincarnation
| Original Song Title: | "Anticipation" |
| Original Performer: | Carly Simon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Reincarnation" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
*Jane Goodall, world's foremost authority on chimpanzees.
I never know in which form back I will come.
One time I think that I was a bluejay-ay.
It was a blunder that made me a moo cow,
Which then made me a diner of hay
Reincarnation, reincarnation
Has made me a skate,
A lemur that's matin'.
I can tell you that it is not easy to be a gnu
Or a sloth, arms danglin' beside me.
I must be cursed; one night I put the bite,
Stinkin' parasite, on Fido when I was a flea.
Reincarnation, reincarnation
Once made me the mate
Of Shirley MacLai-aine.
I could soar oh so high as one with feathers;
I've been a frog pet, and I know nature's ways.
I am living with a group of primates right now.
Life is unfair, but these are my Goodall* days.
(These are my Goodall days)
I've got long hair, 'cause these are my Goodall days
(These are my Goodall days)
[Repeat and fade]
One time I think that I was a bluejay-ay.
It was a blunder that made me a moo cow,
Which then made me a diner of hay
Reincarnation, reincarnation
Has made me a skate,
A lemur that's matin'.
I can tell you that it is not easy to be a gnu
Or a sloth, arms danglin' beside me.
I must be cursed; one night I put the bite,
Stinkin' parasite, on Fido when I was a flea.
Reincarnation, reincarnation
Once made me the mate
Of Shirley MacLai-aine.
I could soar oh so high as one with feathers;
I've been a frog pet, and I know nature's ways.
I am living with a group of primates right now.
Life is unfair, but these are my Goodall* days.
(These are my Goodall days)
I've got long hair, 'cause these are my Goodall days
(These are my Goodall days)
[Repeat and fade]
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Good pacing/allusions to the original; humor's above average but not the funniest I've seen. 5-4-4...
The rhymes in the choruses and the "Goodall" section make it totally hilarious for me! 5-5-5
I thought it was hilarious too! Especially the Goodall part.
i went ape...5s
Thank you all , in this life and others to come.
There is a joke in the comic "B.C.". Curls asks BC if he thinks in each reincarnation, do you come back as a lesser creature. BC tenatively agrees, and Curls says "Looks like this is your last trip"
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