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Song Parodies -> "The Worst Sup Is the Cheapest"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut Is the Deepest"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"The Worst Sup Is the Cheapest"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This stuff will give you a burn of the heart;
Have your luncheon there, for sure you’ll fart.
You take risks that you’ll eat turds of rat,
And if you want those fries. . .a transfat sin—
Tasty those fries, but transfat’s in them, you know.

The worst sup is the cheapest. . .
Tasty, but gross,
The worst sup is the cheapest.
When it comes to being sucky, the worst
Is McDonald’s—eat their fare, your gut’s cursed.

You still want this fatty gristle that’s fried?
Get E-coli when you take it inside.
Salmonella in that salad’s high,
And do you want that pie? Best think again—
Tasty that pie, but transfat’s in it, you know.

Grooooooooooooooos!

The worst sup is the cheapest. . .
Tasty, but gross,
The worst sup is the cheapest.
When it comes to being sucky, the thirst
Quenchers there are naught by a fructose curse.

You still want this potato starch that’s fried?
Lipidemia when it goes inside.
Saturation level’s very high—
So do you want those fries? Best think again.
Tasty those fries, but shatrat’s in them, you know.

Grooooooooooooooos!

The worst sup is the cheapest. . .
Tasty, but gross,
The worst sup is the cheapest.
When it comes to being sucky, the worst
Is McDonald’s, but all fast food’s a curse.

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Old Man Ribber - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Great in the JAB tradition. Sadly, McDonald's isn't even close to being the cheapest. And ALWAYS be alert for those two terrifying words...Value Menu! ;D
Gut Buster - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Too true and too funny... now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to grab me a garbage burrito--or two!
MadameDeSmooth - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . now wait a minute, PirateJack, ~Le Duke oWhite Birches~ Mac's has a tastey round egg w/Biscuit that is great, Sir ! and what is new: Fruit Smoothie! I agree that all the remainder of their Menu just adds sludge to the Arteries & lard on the hips, Sir !

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