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Song Parodies -> "SoupPurgeGalIsFragileStick-ThinExpelsAllSheNoshes"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"SoupPurgeGalIsFragileStick-ThinExpelsAllSheNoshes"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lunch gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, lunch purged will fly,
Lunch gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, lunch purged is fries.

It's
SoupPurgeGalIsFragileStick-ThinExpelsAllSheNoshes,
When she's near I fear I must
Veer to steer clear of sloshes
Or arm (OK, leg!) myself
With a pair of galoshes.

SoupPurgeGalIsFragileStick-ThinExpelsAllSheNoshes.
Lunch gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, lunch purged will fly,
Lunch gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, lunch purged is fries.

She is deathly afraid to eat;
She shrinks in fear from shad.
Right after she'll complete a beet. . .
Right finger works like mad.
She's always got the urge to purge--
Urgently up she throws,
Verged on regurgitative scourge,
Now watch out, thar she blows!

SoupPurgeGalIsFragileAnorexicStallsTheNoshes,
She's so slight they toss her
To ceiling lights when she moshes.
Skin's so thin she peers within
Slim body when she washes.

SoupPurgeGalIsFragileAnorexicStallsTheNoshes,
Lunch gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, lunch purged will fly,
Lunch gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, lunch purged is fries.

She cannot keep it down, this girl,
It exits, poured through vent
Of her mouth; burps would be OK. . .
Might then be corpulent.
She pukes, thinking marjoram
Puts on pounds like puff pastries.
It's odd because gorged family's
Bodies horde calories.

SoupPurgeGirlEatsFranksThenSticksItExpelsBallParkNoshes,
When seen at a ballgame
She's greeted by screams and joshes,
Has ice cream, she and nice team
Suffer unseemly losses.

SoupPurgeGirlEatsFranksThenSticksItExpelsBallParkNoshes
Lunch gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, lunch purged will fly,
Lunch gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, lunch purged is fries.

The acid acts to etch her tongue,
Teeth half eaten away.
She'll summon up the urge
And then what's in her gut, she'll spray.
If she don't get food-fare-full, she
Might lose her lunch, then life.
She finds love with a lunch-love churl
Who makes her his light wife.

He's
SuperCal'ricFatStillBigPigExhortsGalSheNoshes.
SoupPurgeGalIsFamishedPigsItExitsThrallOfSloshes,
SoupPurgeGalIsFattenedKin-ThickExitAllGaloshes!

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alvin rhodes - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
very descriptive, pal
John Barry - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Rick C - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant and funny as all hell! (whatever that means) 555+++
AFW - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I think I ruptured my vocabulary reading this fabulously funny write..
Stuart McArthur - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
you'r brain's working overtime here, JAB - thar she blows! - lol - 555
Johnny D - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
And a spoonful of Pepto helps the onion rings stay down -- in a mostly bite-ful way!
TJC - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
just found this one and it confirms my thoghts of August 10th/11th... best wordplay on the site...

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