-> "Lad Romance"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Romance"
Parody Song Title:
"Lad Romance"
The Lyrics
[chant]
Calling for lad romance
[chant]
Frock lift for lad romance
[chant]
All in for lad romance
[chant]
They want lad romance
They want those butt cheeks
They want to kid-squeeze
They want just everything
It’s “prelerasty”
They want to love
They want youth love
They say god damns ’em
If they don’t implant
Upon the nethers, loving kisses, which means
They want their love
Love, young love
They want their buns
Buns, young buns
They want love buns
They grow ’cause they want them
And they know that they seek them
They want a lad, a lad romance
They want the young un’s
And they will seek revenge
If kids speak about the lad romance
They boff the young un’s
Cry ’bout love—then revenge
If kids speak about the lad romance
They want to hop ’em
With evil designs
Prelates who’re criminal
Get away with crime
They want youth love
Love, buns love
They want youth love
They like to tyke-pole
With vertical stick
They’re the voice of doom
Yeah, these padres are sick
They want youth love. . . .
We know that they haunt them
And they know that they seek them
They want a lad, a lad romance
[nearly endless repetitions]
Stalk, stalk, grab on babies
Pork ’em
Soothe that itch
Stalk, stalk, latch on babies
Bore ’em. . .
[nearly endless repetitions]
They want youth love,
Want it in a sweet trench
They want youth love,
In a worst case, a wench
Ave Mario
Kyle and me, elision
Ave Marty, Joe
Lyle and me, sweet frisson
[nearly endless repetitions and fade]
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