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Song Parodies -> "Lad Romance"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Lad Romance"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

These parodies are dedicated to the farcical conclusion of the John Jay College of Criminal Justice’s report about priestly pedophilia. The cover and denial continue.
Calling for lad romance
Frock lift for lad romance
All in for lad romance
They want lad romance

They want those butt cheeks
They want to kid-squeeze
They want just everything
It’s “prelerasty”
They want to love
They want youth love

They say god damns ’em
If they don’t implant
Upon the nethers, loving kisses, which means
They want their love
Love, young love
They want their buns
Buns, young buns
They want love buns

They grow ’cause they want them
And they know that they seek them
They want a lad, a lad romance

They want the young un’s
And they will seek revenge
If kids speak about the lad romance
They boff the young un’s
Cry ’bout love—then revenge
If kids speak about the lad romance

They want to hop ’em
With evil designs
Prelates who’re criminal
Get away with crime
They want youth love
Love, buns love
They want youth love

They like to tyke-pole
With vertical stick
They’re the voice of doom
Yeah, these padres are sick
They want youth love. . . .

We know that they haunt them
And they know that they seek them
They want a lad, a lad romance

[nearly endless repetitions]

Stalk, stalk, grab on babies
Pork ’em
Soothe that itch
Stalk, stalk, latch on babies
Bore ’em. . .
[nearly endless repetitions]

They want youth love,
Want it in a sweet trench
They want youth love,
In a worst case, a wench

Ave Mario
Kyle and me, elision
Ave Marty, Joe
Lyle and me, sweet frisson

[nearly endless repetitions and fade]

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Patrick - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I have no desire to research a Lady Gaga song, but the idea that priests were molesting boys in the 1950's because of the Sexual Revolution of the 1960's is ludicrous. The freedom to speak openly of sexual matters is the reason so many of these sinful liaisons were exposed.
AFW - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Nasty business...but a good parody

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