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Song Parodies -> "Who Cut the Cheese Now?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now?"

Original Performer:

Men at Work

Parody Song Title:

"Who Cut the Cheese Now?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm fessin' up. This odiferous ditty in the contest was mine. My defense: I cranked it out at midnight on the submission deadline.
What's that I hear? It sounds like a snore.
My sense of smell now starts to explore.
I can't see, so a match I light.
It flames to life and then something ignites.
Someone's going to have to atone.
Now I'll have to excavate my home.
Wish they'd let if off outside.
Smelled like Limburger with moldy hide.

Who cut the cheese now? (4x)

It blew the hinges right off the door,
And I can see scorch marks on the floor.
It gave off light like midday.
It literally blew me away
I wish he had kept it to himself;
Must have bad gastrointestinal health.
Before it went off, it reeked like a fens
That didn't have a chance to cleanse.

Who cut the cheese now? (4x)

Here's the trashman to take the mess away.
I've just seen the MD
When I'm all sutured, he says to me:
"Disgusting fanny breeze!"

Oh, who cut the cheese now?
Oh, who cut it, who cut it?
Yecch, yecch, yecch!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   12

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Dee Range - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
555 You can smell a great parody a mile away
dioa - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
love the aroma
Johnny D - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a great entry for Claude & Melhi's Costume Party Challenge, JB. 555.
Claude Prez - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for coming forward; it was drivin' me nuts. Well done; this one was particularly popular with our guest judges.
John Barry - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. Claude, please extend my appreciation to the judges.
Guy - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This really stinks but that's what you want a good fart parody to do. 555 on the old fart-o-meter.
MasonR - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a gas.
Stuart McArthur - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
wry and amusing - I had problems pacing gastrointestinal (altho I loved the line) - but no-one else seemed to have so it must be my problem - 555
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
JB, another "Blowin' In The Wind" here. 5's... - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn, I regret missing this costume farty. Er, party.
Idiot Detector - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
The second commentator is a lurker who has posted all kinds of bizarre comments under various pen names, and this time he was trying to get cheap laughs by spelling someone else's alias backwards. That's pathetic.

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