Song Parodies -> Lagniappe
| Original Song Title: | "Get Back" |
| Original Performer: | Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lagniappe" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Pourboire for the man who brought you out the scone, sir.
Got a few bucks extra cash?
Pourboire--not a krone!--this ain't a Danish zone, sir,
Put that coin back in your cache.
Lagniappe,
Lagniappe withholding is quite wrong. . . .
Lagniappe, pourboire.
Leave propina, large sum, be a tipping yeoman
For the nice grub-juggling man.
Only churls cold-shoulder waiters, like a snowman.
Slip some into the tip can.
Lagniappe,
Lagniappe withholding is quite wrong. . . .
Lagniappe, propina.
Don't snub the waiters; they're who
Bear that fine-meals food
And they're low-paid, sweatin',
Don't go home forgettin'.
Lagniappe,
Lagniappe withholding is quite wrong.
Got a few bucks extra cash?
Pourboire--not a krone!--this ain't a Danish zone, sir,
Put that coin back in your cache.
Lagniappe,
Lagniappe withholding is quite wrong. . . .
Lagniappe, pourboire.
Leave propina, large sum, be a tipping yeoman
For the nice grub-juggling man.
Only churls cold-shoulder waiters, like a snowman.
Slip some into the tip can.
Lagniappe,
Lagniappe withholding is quite wrong. . . .
Lagniappe, propina.
Don't snub the waiters; they're who
Bear that fine-meals food
And they're low-paid, sweatin',
Don't go home forgettin'.
Lagniappe,
Lagniappe withholding is quite wrong.
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once more you sent me scurrying to the dictionary
. . . ain't a Danish Zone !! ?? Barry VanDeLinder ?? . . . Is that really you??
Thanks, Alvin; Den, mark my words, I love your commentary words.
Bet ($555) I know where you got them shoes, man.
Too damned long, probably 10 years, since I've been to NOLA. Fond memories of living there--well, Metaire, actually--'48-'53, tho' only personally remember maybe '44 onwards. Am drooling as I type atthe thought of a muffaleta from Central Grocery. :-)
Too damned long, probably 10 years, since I've been to NOLA. Fond memories of living there--well, Metaire, actually--'48-'53, tho' only personally remember maybe '44 onwards. Am drooling as I type atthe thought of a muffaleta from Central Grocery. :-)
Serendipity! I'm in Louisiana right now on business. When I get my mudbugs, I'll be sure to leave a little extra. 555
As a Louisiana native and resident, it was my duty to vote on this one! C'est bon!
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