Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Rump Is Bound in Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"Runnin' Down a Dream"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Rump Is Bound in Jeans"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It was a booty-fill day,
The bun-cheeks round.
She put the raiment (clothes) on;
They were tight things.
Her cheeks were spry--
Hadn't fallen, sinkin'.
Put those buns away;
It was a tight cling.

Yeah, rump is bound in jeans;
That nether region ain't free.
Hurtin' and it's blistery;
Groin's getting a fabric knead.
Vised rump is bound in jeans.

It felt no good,
Like skin was seam-embossable
The slit-cooze in hold;
They rubbed the thighs.
The ass feels frayed,
The pain is unstoppable.
It's like awling hole. . .
Poke-bun tine.

Yeah, rump is bound in jeans;
That nether region ain't free.
Cursèd haberdashery!
Groin feels like it's gettin' kneed.
Vised rump is bound in jeans.

They'd rolled on;
Now they must depart,
But she can't pull 'em down
Like snake-molt time.
This isn't good;
Fate will keep her clothed
'cause they stick on tush
Like whiteface on mime.

Yeah, rump is bound in jeans;
That nether region ain't free.
Cursèd fashionista creeps!
Goin' for a gut deplete:
[re]Size rump. . .spout out lunch meat.

Puke, puke, puke, puke, puke, puke. . . .

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked "like skin was seam-embossable"
John Barry - September 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/tompetty54.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 714