Song Parodies -> Why Sharon, Huh?
| Original Song Title: | "My Sharona" |
| Original Performer: | The Knack |
| Parody Song Title: | "Why Sharon, Huh?" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Why Sharon, Huh?
Oo, he's the old, big fat one, big fat one.
When's the end of your time, Sharon, huh?
Will the voters ever make you run, make you run?
Burn pounds off your waistline, Sharon, yeah!
He's never gonna stop, give it up—in since '39.
Please give it up, for the touch of a younger mind.
To you and Arafat it's come time to say:
Ba ba ba bye, Sharon, yeah.
Will you ever join Moshe, over there?
Remember him, with one eye, Sharon, huh?
It's a mystery: Your ticker seems plaque-free—
Look at the size of those thighs, Sharon, ugh!
He's never gonna stop, give it up—in since '39.
Please give it up, for the touch of a younger mind.
To you and Arafat it's come time to say:
Ba ba ba bye, Sharon, yeah.
When you gonna set the Likud free, set it free?
Is it a matter of time, Sharon, huh?
You drag the West in, see, West in, see
With your bungling and crimes, Sharon, yeah.
He's never gonna stop, give it up—in since '39.
Please give it up, for the touch of a younger mind.
To you and Arafat it's come time to say:
Ba ba ba bye, Sharon, yeah.
Wh-wh-wh-why, Sharon, huh?
Oo, he's the old, big fat one, big fat one.
When's the end of your time, Sharon, huh?
Will the voters ever make you run, make you run?
Burn pounds off your waistline, Sharon, yeah!
He's never gonna stop, give it up—in since '39.
Please give it up, for the touch of a younger mind.
To you and Arafat it's come time to say:
Ba ba ba bye, Sharon, yeah.
Will you ever join Moshe, over there?
Remember him, with one eye, Sharon, huh?
It's a mystery: Your ticker seems plaque-free—
Look at the size of those thighs, Sharon, ugh!
He's never gonna stop, give it up—in since '39.
Please give it up, for the touch of a younger mind.
To you and Arafat it's come time to say:
Ba ba ba bye, Sharon, yeah.
When you gonna set the Likud free, set it free?
Is it a matter of time, Sharon, huh?
You drag the West in, see, West in, see
With your bungling and crimes, Sharon, yeah.
He's never gonna stop, give it up—in since '39.
Please give it up, for the touch of a younger mind.
To you and Arafat it's come time to say:
Ba ba ba bye, Sharon, yeah.
Wh-wh-wh-why, Sharon, huh?
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Rather clever thing to do with this song!
Yeah, that is pretty clever!
Good job
Great job, John - straight 5's...
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