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Song Parodies -> "I'm Garglin' Aqua Vita"

Original Song Title:

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Butterfly

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Garglin' Aqua Vita"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

*To operate on with a trepan, a tool for cutting shallow holes by removing a core.
I'm garglin' aqua vita, honey.
Hear me groan? Got a bad tooth.
I'm garglin' aqua vita, honey
I've got to agree—it is uncouth

Amateur dentistry
Is in my plan.

Alcohol cleanses me,
Then I trepan*.

Please fill my glass!

I'm quaffin' aqua vita, honey.
Think I'll have another toot.
I'm quaffin' aqua vita, honey.
Gotta kill the pain at the tooth's root.

I'm kinda drunk, you see,
Can hardly stand.

That's kind of dumb of me. . .
Unsteady hand.

Please fill my glass!

[dental instrumental solos; screams]

That's enough aqua vita, honey.
You can see that I'm really stewed.
I say, "Basta, la vita," baby.
That sore tooth will no more protrude.

Amateur dentistry
Was a bad plan.

So, professionally
They'll fill the span.

Please fill the span!



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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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Guy - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I read this one real early in the morning. Think I'll read it again later when I'm more awake, like say around tooth hurty.
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm-a voting a five now, Barry
You know that I love this tune
John Barry - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, LOL. Thanks, JD.
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
amateur dentistry, but quite a professional parody...5s
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
When people in Outer Gaddadavida run out of honey, do they go and borrow some of that Inner Gaddadavida honey, or what? made more sense than the original, John - you were blessed with the product "aqua vita" for this :-) - 555
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Just don't gargle Aqua Velva.

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