Song Parodies -> Muffin Snags While Draggin'
| Original Song Title: | "Puff the Magic Dragon" |
| Original Performer: | Peter, Paul, and Mary |
| Parody Song Title: | "Muffin Snags While Draggin'" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Muffin snags while draggin' lips by the V,
A front lick and a bottom tryst, she's a LAMBDA honoree.
Diddling jacking taper, love for Sapphic Muff,
Along with rings and steely dans and other dangly stuff, O!
REFRAIN:
Muffin snags while draggin' lips by the V,
A front lick and a bottom twist, she's a LAMBDA honoree.
Muff is manic, craggin'; lips pie of she.
A front lick spans a bottom kiss, as she's languished in Honey.
To nethers she would travel, up the rose, swill-O vale.
Smacking cleft with hooked mouth; she stuffs the pliant grail.
Showboating as a prince; a prow-wearer, this dame.
Pie-wrapped lips explored the crag as Muff bored mound terrain. O!
REFRAIN
Not draggin' livid members, and not choked liquor, boys'.
Plaited chinks and pliant pinks make waves of utter joys.
One "nay" night it happened, jacking taper came no more,
So Muff was mighty maddened, she greased her sereing core.
Her head was slung in furrow; 'tween vales knelt the twain.
Muff, no schlonger, bent to splay with long langue, cherry lane.
To mount a like-donged spend, Muff turned on her lathe,
And buffed a tight-squeeze baton, oak, she slid into her cave. O!
REFRAIN
A front lick and a bottom tryst, she's a LAMBDA honoree.
Diddling jacking taper, love for Sapphic Muff,
Along with rings and steely dans and other dangly stuff, O!
REFRAIN:
Muffin snags while draggin' lips by the V,
A front lick and a bottom twist, she's a LAMBDA honoree.
Muff is manic, craggin'; lips pie of she.
A front lick spans a bottom kiss, as she's languished in Honey.
To nethers she would travel, up the rose, swill-O vale.
Smacking cleft with hooked mouth; she stuffs the pliant grail.
Showboating as a prince; a prow-wearer, this dame.
Pie-wrapped lips explored the crag as Muff bored mound terrain. O!
REFRAIN
Not draggin' livid members, and not choked liquor, boys'.
Plaited chinks and pliant pinks make waves of utter joys.
One "nay" night it happened, jacking taper came no more,
So Muff was mighty maddened, she greased her sereing core.
Her head was slung in furrow; 'tween vales knelt the twain.
Muff, no schlonger, bent to splay with long langue, cherry lane.
To mount a like-donged spend, Muff turned on her lathe,
And buffed a tight-squeeze baton, oak, she slid into her cave. O!
REFRAIN
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hilariously warped
Funny, sexy, and far out...fives
Lol.
Thanks, Alv, AFW, Ant.
Barry is either evil to the core or demon-possessed. Either way, he needs to get to a priest ASAP.
No thanks, Lurker. Unlike you, I don't like being buggered.
for shame! 555
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