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Song Parodies -> "I See Gnomes at Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I See Gnomes at Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm drinking tonight,
Quite wasted on rum,
Absinthe, port grog; the DT's ensue.

My snort-vexed cortex
Is under attack,
And this I view:

I see gnomes when drink-blitzed:
Barack, Huckabee,
Tancredo, Den, Mitt, Bill, Joe,
Fred, John, John, Hillary.

Rudy G. and Mike G.,
Ron, Dunc, Dodd. I dream
Of these gnomes in drink fits.
Eyes open, and I scream.

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alvin - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
even scarier than the first
MrMacphisto - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
You're in Gnome-man's land... 5-5-5
Ann Hammond - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
John Jenkins - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Very clever, particularly "drink-blitzed;" but, as Alvin commented, very scary as well. Is the solution to stop drinking or to drink more?
Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Moe: I have a cousin in Alaska
Joe: Nome?
Moe: Of course I gnome, he's my cousin.

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