Song Parodies -> Perino
| Original Song Title: | "Let It Snow" |
| Original Performer: | Dean Martin |
| Parody Song Title: | "Perino" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Oh, this temptress is quite an eyeful,
And she elevates my Eiffel.
I'd rather see her than Snow,
Perino, Perino, Perino.
As she tells another whopper
My thoughts about her aren't proper.
Please press release down below,
Perino, Perino, Perino.
She's so fine, a dais delight,
Facing daily a fourth-estate storm.
Don't care if what she states ain't right--
When she briefs, my briefs are feeling warm.
I'm fired up when I am eyeing
Her, though what I hear is lying.
I'd debrief her 'neath mistletoe,
Perino, Perino, Perino.
And she elevates my Eiffel.
I'd rather see her than Snow,
Perino, Perino, Perino.
As she tells another whopper
My thoughts about her aren't proper.
Please press release down below,
Perino, Perino, Perino.
She's so fine, a dais delight,
Facing daily a fourth-estate storm.
Don't care if what she states ain't right--
When she briefs, my briefs are feeling warm.
I'm fired up when I am eyeing
Her, though what I hear is lying.
I'd debrief her 'neath mistletoe,
Perino, Perino, Perino.
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I understand, John, but understand this: Beauty is only skin deep, while Republican goes all the way to the bone! Which makes her b-b-b-bad, bad to the bone!
i howled nonstop....this was GREAT
Ahh . . .Oui , Marquis de Beaucoup Parody !
Les votes cinqs! ~ Vive La Parody ~ C'est tres jolie!
Tell her you have a Cuban Missile Crisis ... in your pants! 555
"Press release below"..."debrief her 'neath the mistletoe" were awesome. Had me ready to DEWAR right there
c~M~c in your trousers, Sir?? How wicked can this Land o'Parody be???
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