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Song Parodies -> "I Ripped the Felt with Cue"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Ripped the Felt with Cue"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I ripped the felt with cue. . .
Went for the 9.
In pocket's what I ought to do.
I'd misaligned
My shot; now I find:
Table top, I gashed it. . .
A blundering clown,
Right after I smashed it,
The rack of balls that rubber-rebound.

I ripped the felt with cue. . .
Went for the 9.
Tip: tine.

A boo-boo
With the cue.
What to do?
Use some glue to hold down
And make repair?
Top's so lush and green,
Like putting ground.

I'd sheared it!

There's nothing else to do
But tip some wine.

[fade on overlapping sounds of cues ripping felts]

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alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
felt funny to me
AFW - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Being an eight ball junky, I especially liked this one
Dee Range - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm a nine ball player and former pool hall manager. This was struck cleanly in a side pocket

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