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Song Parodies -> "A Schlong on Mary"

Original Song Title:

"Along Comes Mary"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Association

Parody Song Title:

"A Schlong on Mary"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m inclined to think that it’s he’s bonely, hung
The only ones with mauls like me.
But women can be men, though spends won’t wend their way and burst
From wurst-like phallustry.

Append! A schlong on Mary.
’cause what she wanted was a dick, not steamy trench of chick. . .
Got a new trick—it’s membery.
Once lady. . .man urge, gland merge, male and no more tail and tit ablation,
No more double B’s.

As a man, she has got a new bunch;
It’s a membie up, maleness meat—could be lunch.

A raising spire, lifting higher, erstwhile pie of chick—
Once dickless; now the dame’s unmade.
This is no masquerade! Displayed’s what’s made for strokes and pokes. . .
Playing no more the Mame charade.

A-men! A dong on Mary,
The dugs, she has set them both free; it’s set: a “he” reality—
Don’t care, she feels no shame.
Manned with an uncle strut that up can jut—that member cut—not her!
Filled, made her not the same.

You’ll attest that she’s sure got a hunk,
Though two testes chunks can’t make seed that’s got spunk.

After exploring a new mooring, lass’d had passed.
A tacked-on sprit is strung on like a spar.
Not gyn her karma, “guy”’s her dharma; gone
The spawning cleft; she’s hung with some rebar.

No hen. . .a schlong on Mary—
Done with that seam that was a bane, no dame remains, no need to feign.
That cleft, a site of yore.

The onetime luscious thighs bedecked like guys’
With hair you realize is not applied, sprung from the core.

It’s no nest like her fur-mounded hump—
Now that wenchie tup: babes that “he” shall then pump.

He shall then pump,
He shall then hump,
“She” shall be rump.*


*a small remnant or offshoot

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