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Song Parodies -> "I Should Have Owned Fetters"

Original Song Title:

"I Should Have Known Better"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Should Have Owned Fetters"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I should have owned fetters with a girl like you.
You told me that you would love a thumbscrew
Clamped on you all the way, black and blue.

"Whoa-oh," I say after you say, "Put that bit in me
And ride me with your spurs sunk in my knee.
Canter me, gallop free!"

And when you tell me to cowpunch you, ooh,
I've a hunch I'm no buckaroo.
And when I mask you and I bind,
I hear you say you love this too.

So-o I penalize you as you grovel on the floor
And you plead with me to give you some more
You implore: "Pain, pain, pain. Give me more!"

So-o I have realized that for some bliss can be--
Attained masochistically [six syllables].
It beats me, it beats me.

Now you're demanding that I shove you, ooh.
I say, "You know, I would love to, ooh.
But why didn't you ask me nice?
If you say 'please,' I'll indulge you.
I'll indulge you, I'll indulge you. . . .

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
John Barry - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
JM - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
whips and chains are all right for those that can stand the pain (mott the hoople)

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