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Song Parodies -> "The Purser"

Original Song Title:

"The Pusher"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steppenwolf

Parody Song Title:

"The Purser"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You know, the poke is full of cash;
it’s topping off the till.
Into it I’ve been stuffing
a huge shitload of bills.
But now I think the time has come to take some
and move dough to my side.
This purser wants his share—
my time no longer I will bide.

Bad man, this purser.
Bad man, OK, this purser.
I fess: bad man, I plan a purser scam.

Yes, I’m a stealer, a stealer type of man
and I love cash in my hand,
’cause this purser’s like a mobster—
“Gelt’s gone!” they’ll lament when I lam.
I’m stealing more than nickels,
gorging on those bills of sweet green.
I’m a purser doing something naughty
I will leave naught, I’ll leave naught…split the scene.

Bad man, this purser.
Bad man, OK, this purser.
I fess: bad man, I plan a purser lam.

Well quite soon I won’t be a resident of this land;
when I snag the swag, I’ll go, laughing, on the lam.
My cut is pretty grand,
so I’m gonna cut and run.
Yes, the till, I’m pleased, was quite full,
but I razed it 1s by 1s.

Bad man, this purser.
Bad man, OK, this purser.
I’m set to scram; the lam this purser plans.

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CML - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
God damn!! ... "The Pusher" -- I haven't heard that song in almost fifty years, JAB
CML - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
You know, JAB, I've seen a lot of people walking around who wouldn't give this Fives. But, personally, I don't care if they live or die .... So here's three fives!!

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