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Song Parodies -> "Kitty Sal's On"

Original Song Title:

"SD Salon"

Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Kitty Sal's On"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Vista’s Sapphic, graphic, sure won't lead to snorin’.
Fetching gals are embracing; out pop the eyes.
Face in a nest, and SM next may be arranged—
Kitty’s gittin’ warmed up, but not for the guys.

(Girls are great around-reach dykes)

Sapphic swinging, partners in sexual flavors
ranging from caresses to illicit arts.
Mike cannot share; fellas are seen nowhere,
so it burgeons: distaff affair.
Sexy, nasty girls roil—raging ardor. . .
cunning stunts involving every single lip part.

Boggles the mind how fast the chastity departs!

Kitty Sal’s on—obverse motion for the knockers;
there is throbbing in places including hearts.
Some foreign object’s causing a swelter—
the hole ain’t square, nor the peg there,
a pinion for the fur, er, that's the hair.
Bringing in gents, no way, once delectation starts!

Hotness induces Sal onto appliance dart.
These girls devolve to B&D—and, ow! that smarts!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Like lickin' salty pennies- 555!!!
Rob Arndt - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
X34 done!

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