Song Parodies -> Rigid-Spouse Chub
| Original Song Title: | "MMC Theme Song" |
| Original Performer: | MIckey Mouse Club |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rigid-Spouse Chub" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Grooves his sweetie with a chub
That's made like forged Fe*
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
High there, hoist there, hold there
It's as welcome as can be
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
Rigid spouse, rigid spouse
For levering this hole-banger is high,
High, high, high!
Kong-like schlong's singularly long
With joint she's jammed boree
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
Rigid-spouse chub
It halves her buns
Then changes places:
Pie, pie, pie pie!
They do things
Involving faces
Then go "'round the world"
Bodies arching
Groove he treats with muff-stir mug
She mates him orally
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
High there, hoist there, hold there
It's a tracheoscopy
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
Rigid spouse, rigid spouse
Forge member on lactation anvil
Pry, pry, pry, pry
Jugs like tongs impinge the schlong
Anoints the mammaries
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
*iron
That's made like forged Fe*
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
High there, hoist there, hold there
It's as welcome as can be
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
Rigid spouse, rigid spouse
For levering this hole-banger is high,
High, high, high!
Kong-like schlong's singularly long
With joint she's jammed boree
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
Rigid-spouse chub
It halves her buns
Then changes places:
Pie, pie, pie pie!
They do things
Involving faces
Then go "'round the world"
Bodies arching
Groove he treats with muff-stir mug
She mates him orally
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
High there, hoist there, hold there
It's a tracheoscopy
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
Rigid spouse, rigid spouse
Forge member on lactation anvil
Pry, pry, pry, pry
Jugs like tongs impinge the schlong
Anoints the mammaries
R-I-G-I-D-S-P-O-U-S-E
*iron
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I never knew the Mickey Mouse Song would be subjected to such filth! 555
Humorous and whack-y! Ol' man Disney's up to 'bout 200 RPM spin rate by now... (5's for tracheoscopy alone!)
Thanks, Yoidy, TJC.
So.... Is this the Minnie Mouse Club March???
Delightfully Goofy! I too give fives for tracheoscopy.
inspired lunacy
I second PMS's "delightfully goofy" - and I like to imagine Annette Funicello singing this one, JAB - 555
I third the "It's a tracheoscopy" line by itself as making this 5s-worthy. I've wanted to do this OS for some time; always got the number of letters or their accents/rhymes off in the spelling part. And, I have to say this is the first time in quite a while I didn't need your footnote(s) to explain a word. 555
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