Fescue* me,
I want it for my lawn,
Fescue me,
It looks so nice at dawn.
Flush that bluegrass down the loo.
Send fescue
To my rescue.
Come on and fescue me.

(Come on, baby, and fescue me,
Come on, baby, and fescue me,
Use no Bermuda or Rye,
Only fescue my lawn likes.)

Fescue me
And let the sowing start.
Fescue me
And cover every part.
And then we can the deed do;
I'll seed you
And your lawn too,
Then you can fress-queue me

(come on, baby) Take it, baby,
(take it, baby) Hold it, baby,
(hold it, baby) Lung it, baby,
(lung it, baby) Can't you see how I'll seed you, baby?
Can't you see that I'm log-like?

Fress-queue me,
Come on and take my span.
Fress-queue me,
Come on, baby, don't use your hand,
'Cause I love it,
'Cause I need it.
Catch my seed when I'm log-like,
Fress-queue me.

Ooh ooh, mmm, mmm (ooh ooh, mmm, mmm)
Shake it, baby (shake it, baby),
Lawn it, baby (lawn it, baby),
Seed it, baby (seed it, baby),
Cast my seed where I'd lawn like.

Fescue me, fress-queue me, mmmm. . . .


*a type of lawn grass