Song Parodies -> Putz, Your Head's on My Shoulder
| Original Song Title: | "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" |
| Original Performer: | Paul Anka |
| Parody Song Title: | "Putz, Your Head's on My Shoulder" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Putz, your head's on my shoulder,
Oh, and take your arm away,
Unsqueeze me tonight, belay
Cooing to me, "I love you."
Get your lips off of my ear,
And retract your tongue. Save me
From your overbite. Lave me--
Thanks for cleaning my aural alcove.
Keep back at least a pace,
Place your hands off my skin.
Please go away, I find you outré,
Besides, there's drool on your chin.
Putz, your head's on my shoulder,
Oh, and take your arm away,
Unsqueeze me tonight, gross me
Out--you've wetted my shoulder.
Oh, and take your arm away,
Unsqueeze me tonight, belay
Cooing to me, "I love you."
Get your lips off of my ear,
And retract your tongue. Save me
From your overbite. Lave me--
Thanks for cleaning my aural alcove.
Keep back at least a pace,
Place your hands off my skin.
Please go away, I find you outré,
Besides, there's drool on your chin.
Putz, your head's on my shoulder,
Oh, and take your arm away,
Unsqueeze me tonight, gross me
Out--you've wetted my shoulder.
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I like the clever title and idea.
Funny stuff!
This aurody is a spurt of wax.
i'll have this song in my aural alcove all day...5s
Thanks, Royce, Rod, Alvin, JD--your comments are making me chuckle.
Terrific!
Aural? I thought for a minute it was "anal".....you is some parody machine, Mr Barry...give me 24 hours to get thru your postings for today. 555
Putz is on the fritz?
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