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Song Parodies -> "Comfortable with My Cloned Sir"

Original Song Title:

"Come a Little Bit Closer"

Original Performer:

Jay and the Americans

Parody Song Title:

"Comfortable with My Cloned Sir"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A little DNA--it was just what the shyster* planned fer.
He was splittin' strands with somatic-cell nuclear transfer.
Then I waited for several days,
Till I had my man, named Jose.
He was new, fast he grew; as we leave
Doc says, "Now, please pay, yeah."

Comfortable with my cloned sir;
He's like me, this man,
Dome wig and dope bong.
Comfortable with my cloned sir;
I was alone, but now he tags along.

We wear the same-size pants
Though his arms in my shirts fit tight in.
And the doc had said, "Don't piss
Him off; he gets miffed from excitin'."
He tried playing guitar in A--
Bad mood: Jose threw away
That Strat new; it's brand new; now it's junk.
Lithium saved the day.

Comfortable with my cloned sir;
He's lightened, this man,
A Lithium pawn.
Comfortable with my cloned sir;
I was alone, but now he tags along.

His regimen stopped;
Now he's looking like my enemy.
Then I heard Jose say,
"Man you know, you've earned my enmity."
I'd shop for a shrink for my man.
Oops, an oafish wimp-schmo I am.
Then the guy strode my way;
Now I fear the strength of Jose, yeah.

Cholerful is my cloned sir;
I don't like this man,
He's treating me wrong.
Combatful is my cloned sir;
He is well toned. . .
Unlike me--mighty strong

Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow-pow
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow


*In "SOB," Robert Preston, playing a dubious doctor, corrects someone who had calls him a "shyster": "A shyster is an unscrupulous lawyer. An unscrupulous doctor is a quack!"

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Harry - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Great stuff, John. Very original, and it shows that science can really get out of control. Just like Jose in the song.
Dee Range - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
The "Dome wig and dope bong" had me howling. Luckily, they'll stone me before they clone me.
AFW - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Unique fun
alvin - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
love the plot twist.....i have a little friend named jose too....last name is cuervo !
Invisible Boy - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't think you could be cloned John. There just aren't enough puns to go around. SOB I remember well...Mary Poppins topless !
John Barry - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Harry, Dee, AFW, Alvin, IB.

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