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Song Parodies -> "It's Black, the Welt, and Blue"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"It's Black, the Welt, and Blue"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It's black, the welt, and blue
On my behind.
We'd better stop the things we do,
Such as tyin'
And lashes flyin'.
You know, I demand it,
That you put me down,
And tether and lash me.
A masochist, I love to be bound.
Too many welts ensue.
Let's take a time-
out. Fine?
"I'll club you,
I'll drub you,
I'll slug you,
I'll mug you, that I vow!
And pull your hair
I want you to see
Who's the boss now!
You hear me?!"
Oh very well, let's do
Some cat o' nine!
On my behind.
We'd better stop the things we do,
Such as tyin'
And lashes flyin'.
You know, I demand it,
That you put me down,
And tether and lash me.
A masochist, I love to be bound.
Too many welts ensue.
Let's take a time-
out. Fine?
"I'll club you,
I'll drub you,
I'll slug you,
I'll mug you, that I vow!
And pull your hair
I want you to see
Who's the boss now!
You hear me?!"
Oh very well, let's do
Some cat o' nine!
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explains why jay screamed
Mmmmmm...John, we MUST get together.... ;-)
Thanks, Alvin Merry (this is not autobiographical, although I was masochistic enough to work in high-tech marketing for years).
How many parodoreis of this song do oyu have?
Cat-thartic!
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