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Song Parodies -> "Gal Vest On"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Gal Vest On"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gal vest on, a gal vest on,
It's a see-through, and it's showing
That my bosom is a-growin'.
I get my fun by putting gal vest on.

Gal vest on, oh gal vest on, you can see the C cups, padded;
It's not as a gal I'm nadded;
I've got a "gun," but put a gal vest on.

When you see me, I'm glammed like a daughter.
A man? Where? Lookin' good in C's.
Maybe someday I'll switch to D's
Life's a bitch, and sometimes I'm one.

Gal vest on, oh gal vest on, I am so afraid of tryin'
On a tux, so I will be buyin',
A ball gown that I have been eyein'--that's the one!
The gal vest doff; the gal dress don.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You certainly stuffed this old "GC" turkey with some good 'Cross-Dressing'...John...excellent and funny.
carol - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I had a ball reading this one. 5's
alvin rhodes - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
one of your vest songs...5s
Royce Miller - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Well good luck with all that, John.
John Barry - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Carol, Alvin, Royce.
stuart mcarthur - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
that last line was a knock-out , JAB - very funny, and a funny idea in the first place - 555
MrMacphisto - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Life's a bitch, but this parody sure isn't... 5-5-5

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