Gal vest on, a gal vest on,
It's a see-through, and it's showing
That my bosom is a-growin'.
I get my fun by putting gal vest on.

Gal vest on, oh gal vest on, you can see the C cups, padded;
It's not as a gal I'm nadded;
I've got a "gun," but put a gal vest on.

When you see me, I'm glammed like a daughter.
A man? Where? Lookin' good in C's.
Maybe someday I'll switch to D's
Life's a bitch, and sometimes I'm one.

Gal vest on, oh gal vest on, I am so afraid of tryin'
On a tux, so I will be buyin',
A ball gown that I have been eyein'--that's the one!
The gal vest doff; the gal dress don.