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Song Parodies -> "Tex Ripped Apart by San Francisco"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"Tex Ripped Apart by San Francisco"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A clubhouse full of misfits
Has now gone all the way.
They didn’t score it home
But that is just OK.
The whole series they did own
With great pitchin’, also battin’.
Trophy will roam to the city by the Bay.

Tex ripped apart by San Francisco.
High on the hill: Tim L., deadly.
Won it away from cable cars,
Without overpaid stars
Such as those that the Yankees snare;
They are. . .where?

In Rangers’ lair won San Francisco:
The white and blue, down to defeat.
When they come home soon to San Francisco,
Golden Gate fans will celebrate.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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MadameDeTokerVille - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Go G I A N Ts ! ! Whilst I do agree, Sir, MickeyMantel ~ RogerMaris ~ WillyMays ~ Juan Marachul these cats are NOT ! ! so ugly . . . Wilson needs to remove that ' fake beard' . . . BusterPosey ? ? ? . . . PabSandoval ughhhhhh!
Old Man Ribber - November 05, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - Well done. You didn't break the original, but you surely Bennett! ;D

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