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Song Parodies -> "Chilblains"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Chilblains"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

If you let toes hang out
Hypo[thermia] might take 'em out,
Chilblains.
Then to nubs you'll be down--
Hard to grip the ground,
Chilblains.

It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
Chilblains.

Two sizes you'll lose
When you're shopping for shoes,
Chilblains.
Put your old shoes on,
Empty space--toes are gone,
Chilblains.

It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
It's frostbite,
Chilblains.

Put your new shoes on,
Take the old ones to pawn,
Chilblains.
Made your toes turn black;
You can't get 'em back,
Chilblains.

It's frostbite,
Toes, left, right,
Outa sight.
Chilblains.

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alvin rhodes - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
laughed till i was blue in the toes
TJC - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Ditto alvin!

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