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Song Parodies -> "I've Gotta House Mop"

Original Song Title:

"Up on the Housetop"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I've Gotta House Mop"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've gotta house mop, that's because
I own pee-prone pals with paws.
One's a Chihuahua, makes lots of noise.
Fall in a dribble, dump. . .don't rejoice.

No, no no! You mustn't go,
No, no, no, go with the flo-ow.

I've gotta house mop--drip, drip, drip,
Or on Chihuahua agua I'll slip.

Irked, I am mopping a tinkle well--
Not enchanting. What a smell!
Then I am bawling; tears flood my eyes.
The uric acid fumes prompt my cries.

Oh, oh, oh, ghastly aro-
ma; flow, flow, see my nose flo-ow.

I gotta snout mop, drip, drip, drip,
Or on a chin-dripped stream I might slip.

Rex the cat's stalking a place to spill
All his pee; my Bokhara he'll fill.
On my Karistan he'll disgorge snack
That went in the front but slipped out the back.

No, no, no. . .can't take no mo'!
So, so, so, they've gotta go-o!

I'll have a mouth sop--lipped tidbit.
They'll taste like chicken, cooked on the spit.

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Red Ant - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't have a mop - I just dunk the cat into a bucket of Pine-Sol and let him run around, cleaning up his own mess.... well, that's what I'd *like* to do sometimes. Good work, John.
alvin - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
fun ending...lol
2Eagle - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I soak it up with baking soda. Merry piss - mas.
Sarah - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
That was funny... I have 2 cats, 1 with diarrhea, one came home after rolling in dog doo....
John Jenkins - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Chihuahua agua - something I would rather read than step in. Well done, John.
Dog Chapman - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Holy guacamole! That's almost as bad as getting caught saying the "N" word. Any of these muts have warrants for bail skip?
PMS - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Doggone good.

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