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Song Parodies -> "All You Need Is Dove"

Original Song Title:

"All You Need Is Love"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All You Need Is Dove"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Shilling for Unilever.
You're smelling kind of like a rugby scrum,
Best case'worst case, it's more like dung.
There's something you can do to remove olfactory shame.
It's easy.

Go to the bathroom'you'll find it this way.
You've never been there before today.
Jump in the tub, draw some water, and wash away the grime
It's easy.

All you need is Dove, all you need is Dove.
All you need is Dove, Dove. All you need is Dove.
Dove, Dove, Dove, Dove, Dove, Dove, Dove, Dove.
All you need is Dove, all you need is Dove.
All you need is Dove, Dove. All you need is Dove.

Look between your toes and you'll see what's grown'
Looks like a fungus that isn't known.
First biopsy it, then attack hygienically
You're squeaky.

All you need is Dove, all you need is Dove,
All you need is Dove, Dove, Dove is all you need.
All you need is Dove (make some lather now),
All you need is Dove (scrub that body),
All you need is Dove, Dove, Dove is all you need.



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Rick D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting glitch in the text.
Tim Mayfield - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
If this had been written by one of the girls here, it would have been Dove chocolate, no? Just wonderin....
2Eagle - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Proctor and Gamble may pick that one up. Good!
John Barry - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick--must be something the site's doing; I'm not doing anything different. Thanks, Tim, 2Eagle.
Meriadoc - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
First a glove, then some Dove....or should it be the other way around... ;-D
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
brilliant anthem...5s
Johnny D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Dove-Whack bay-hay-ay-bee. 5's
I wish I was Bob Geldof - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like Dove is getting some intresting yet extra publicity here. Good job John!!!

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