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Song Parodies -> "Whelp!"

Original Song Title:

"Help"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Whelp!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Whelp

Whelp, you know he peed somebody.
Whelp, not just anybody.
Whelp, oh no, it was her mom.
Whelp!

He is a dunger, blown-duct "plumber," and he'll pay
For peeing on my brand-new carpet from Bombay.
His days are numbered, and I will settle the scores.
You'd better mind, the place is "mined," although not with Claymores.

Whelp pee on divan, that's peeling brown,
That's dried poo secreted where your feet went down.
Whelp pee covers every inch of ground.
Fleas in this squeezed whelp pee!

And now my wife's bummed out, and I'm drinking these days.
My gin dependence keeps me languished in a haze.
Mutt envy—Bowser's penned, yet shouldn't feel secure.
Maybe I'll just feed and grant him the old arsenic cure.

Whelp pee on divan, that's peeling brown.
And he did salivate on my fresh ground round.
Whelp pee covers every inch of ground.
Fleas in this squeezed whelp pee!

He is a dunger and humper, and he'll pay
For peeing on my brand-new carpet from Bombay.
His days are numbered and I will settle the scores.
One night when I've wined, he's whined, they'll find him in the morgue.

Whelp-free now I am; I put him down.
I guess I could have sent him down to the pound.
Oh well, help me put him in the ground.
No more seas of whelp pee, whelp pee, whelp pee.

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Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Most brilliant line: "My gin dependence keeps me languished in a haze" !!!
alvin rhodes - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
that was my favorite line, too...whelp done !
Dee Range - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great play on words throughout. Lots of great lines, 5 5 5
John Barry - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Word up, dawgs! Thanks.
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
JB - Well, this was dawg-gone good...5's...even though it gave me flash-backs of the nasty, filty, ill-tempered, obnoxious, pee-on-everything he could Toy Poodle my Mom had in the early 60's, "Zereb's Petite Puff", I believe, was his official pure-bred name, aka "Jo-Jo".

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