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Song Parodies -> "Schlep This Bone"
Original Song Title:
"Steppin' Stone"
Original Performer:
Monkees
Parody Song Title:
"Schlep This Bone"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It's Monkees day.
Schlep This Bone
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
I'm like the Mark Wahlberg character in "Boogie,"
Named Dirk Diggler—sort of eponymy.
You will see me posed in certain magazines,
Wearin' no clothes and always posed in pubic scenes.
I groan:
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Schlep this bone.
Schlep this bone.
When I let it uncurl, it drops to my shoes
When I get bored, I tie a hangman's noose.
But it's not all heaven—gotta pay my dues:
It is a major undertaking when I move.
I groan:
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Schlep this bone.
Schlep this bone.
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
I'm like the Mark Wahlberg character in "Boogie,"
Named Dirk Diggler—sort of eponymy.
You will see me posed in certain magazines,
Wearin' no clothes and always posed in pubic scenes.
I groan:
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Schlep this bone.
Schlep this bone.
When I let it uncurl, it drops to my shoes
When I get bored, I tie a hangman's noose.
But it's not all heaven—gotta pay my dues:
It is a major undertaking when I move.
I groan:
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Ay-yi-y-yi! I gotta schlep this bone!
Schlep this bone.
Schlep this bone.
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Funny read, JB. DKTOS at present, don't know a whole lot of Monkees tunes, but maybe I can find a copy.
IKTOS, and this wasn't too bad. Accurate vote, Johnny, 455.
I haven't voted on this one yet.
John - Good job, from my memory I don't see a pacing problem here (of course we are talking about the memory of someone who has entered the early stages of old farthood) 5-5-5
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