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Song Parodies -> "Arm-Slung Holder"

Original Song Title:

"Armed War Soldier"

Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Arm-Slung Holder"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Arm-slung holder for boob “boulders” keeps from spillin’
out breast bastions into popped pendulous piles.
Double D’s egressing would be a refreshing
gawker’s scope, but it keeps them close-to-chest style.

(Sling of the no-fall binder)

Thing she’s wearing, so no baring charms with colder
nips if these were witch’s tits—thank god they aren’t!
Manly dreams have been wrought by big mammers
Guys just lie there, sometimes pry “there”
where they’re warned not to feel, arm-hung gropers,
as little nippers—keep those zippers up and armed.

Can’t bare globes of leche, which breaks my heart.

There’s no dispute—love to see ’em, mams like boulders.
Many artists put them into works of art.
Like Watteau in tableau “Nymph and Satyr”:
she just lies there while that guy stares
at her form—such appeal, charms, young “boulders.”
But spying’s done: palled mams won’t pop, titters won’t start

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Patrick - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Another theme for "Breast Awareness Month".
Rob Arndt - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Here's "racking" up another 555! I'll see if I can do #20 but am gravely ill. Have been advised to stay off the PC to avoid stress, but do I listen to my doctors? NEIN!
John Barry - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Do what you must, Rob. Never met you, but I love you.
Rob Arndt - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks JAB, I tend to be on your side for productivity being a numbers man myself and I like our personal parody challenge. We have our own artist pages which is hilarious in and of itself! I think some people get too serious around here. I am here as a hobby and like experimenting with my parodies by doing unconventional things. I use all materials available which include commercial jingles, KPOP Korean songs, poetry, unreleased songs, children's songs, whatever comes to mind or what is lying around. But I respect those that do very artistic pieces that take a long time too. And JAB, YOU are my inspiration. When I came here your numbers and artistic talent blew me away. The blocks of parodies you do are amazing. My parodies, even of IPASOY, are varied. I am all over the place with them!

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