Song Parodies -> Lunch Meat, Ooh!
| Original Song Title: | "Love Me Do" |
| Original Performer: | Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lunch Meat, Ooh!" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Love lunch meat, oooh!
It's so fine. . .love true.
I'll always speed to
Go eat lunch meat, oooh!
Love lunch meat. Stew
Euw! Blows; I eschew
That nasty fress-chew.
Won't eat ugly stew.
Something for lunch,
Something to chew.
Something to munch
Something not stew.
Love lunch meat, oooh!
No sole, no fugu!
I'll always eat you
Cold treats. Lunch meat, oooh!
Dumb song has few
Verses. What to do?
Find words rhymed with "oo."
Then eat lunch meat, oooh!
Whoa, lunch meat chew.
Yeah, lunch meat. "Stew?"
No, no, lunch meat, Stu.
It's so fine. . .love true.
I'll always speed to
Go eat lunch meat, oooh!
Love lunch meat. Stew
Euw! Blows; I eschew
That nasty fress-chew.
Won't eat ugly stew.
Something for lunch,
Something to chew.
Something to munch
Something not stew.
Love lunch meat, oooh!
No sole, no fugu!
I'll always eat you
Cold treats. Lunch meat, oooh!
Dumb song has few
Verses. What to do?
Find words rhymed with "oo."
Then eat lunch meat, oooh!
Whoa, lunch meat chew.
Yeah, lunch meat. "Stew?"
No, no, lunch meat, Stu.
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Need rhymes for "do"? Haven't got a clue. This parody's so true. 555's for you.
As the bait-seller routinely replied upon heaing his customer's' fish stories, "Abalone!" :-)
:-)
the lunch meat king checks in again...lol
Pirate Jack : . . . I wuhv how you wunch me . . . How you please me . . . tease me . . I wuhv how you . . . .
Thanks, Mason, Stan, Alvin, UKV (I wuhv your commentaries).
Another tasty tidbit for your lunch bunches
This is so dumb it's funny. You salami head. Here's 5 LBS of bologna.
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