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Song Parodies -> "Drain the Wine and I Don't Lie"

Original Song Title:

"Angels We Have Heard on High"

Original Performer:

Traditiional

Parody Song Title:

"Drain the Wine and I Don't Lie"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Drain the wine and I don't lie--
Pour some more and I re-drain
When my tongue with wine I ply,
It gets loose and unrestrained.

Pour-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our me some.
In vino veritas. [in wine there is truth]
Pour-our. . . .
In vino veri-i-tas.

I tell Beth, wife's sister, "Jeez,
You are really good-looking!
I'd like to give you a squeeze
While she slaves with the cooking."

Pour-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our-our out the truth
In vino veritas.
Pour-our. . . .
In vino veri-i-tas.

Then I tell her husband, Ray,
I want to longingly gaze
Into his eyes, and I say,
"I've loved you for many days."

Pou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ounds me in the puss.
In vultus est manus. [in my face is his fist]
Pou-ou. . . .
In vultus est ma-a-nus.

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alvin rhodes - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
sounds like a happy drunk to me
Royce Miller - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Have you switched over to macadamias?
Rex - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this!
John Barry - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Royce (I order them from a farm in HI, where my in-laws live), Rex.

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