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Song Parodies -> "Nose Wiped on My Wet Glove"

Original Song Title:

"Roses Are Red, My Love"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Nose Wiped on My Wet Glove"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Nose wiped on my wet glove,
Blew, blew, blew, blew. . . .

A long-shnoz rhinal blow,
On grab-mucation day,
My finger was a hook
To snare some game.

Nose wiped on my wet glove,
Violently blew.
Boogers are sweet, I love
Them—think I'll have a few.

I ate 'em with some drool
"Eeww! You're a pig, said Kay.
I handed her a boog';
She ran away.


My finger went astray
And found some foreign goo.
It was a wetter schmear
Than I'm accustomed to.


"Is that some spittle swirled
From your mouth to your shoe?
It was an errant flight—
Straight down it flew."


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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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AFW - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was very amucousing...and not hard to finger out...5's
John Barry - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Yanks, AFW.
Meriadoc - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Best booger cuisine parody I've ever read... ;-D
Stuart McArthur - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Heading the TMI list for today is "my finger was a hook" - eeewwww! - funny idea, John - 555

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