-> "Mark Apparel Up for Spring"
Original Song Title:
"Hark, the Herald Angels Sing"
Original Performer:
Wesley, Mendelssohn, Cummings
Parody Song Title:
"Mark Apparel Up for Spring"
The Lyrics
Mark apparel down for spring,
Close-outs on clothes for skiing.
Peeps of earth through the snowpiles.
Togs for winter—second aisle.
Quotes for new spring fashions rise.
Made in China, priced sky high.
See the bombastic boasts proclaim:
"Christ woulda worn this—check the hem!"
Mark apparel up for spring,
Boring! this old recession thing.
Prices climbing heavenward
At Neiman, Taylor & Lord.
Despite all, gotta have some;
Spring duds have a burgeonin' sum.
Veils that show flesh all can see,
Made for carnal revelry.
Pleases man, makes his gland swell,
Beats the squeeze he-manual.
Hard, apparel-inducing—
Price be damned, he's ready to spring!
On seventh floor—prints from Greece
Markdowns from Olympics fleece.
Light and lithe to wear these things—
Give up Baked Alaska flings.
Mindless fashion-orgy buy.
First hems are low; then they're high.
You won't get your money's worth,
Of which there soon will be a dearth.
Mark apparel up for spring,
Boring! this old recession thing.
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