Song Parodies -> Amazon Belle Are You
| Original Song Title: | "I Put a Spell on You" |
| Original Performer: | Screamin' Jay Hawkins |
| Parody Song Title: | "Amazon Belle Are You" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Amazon belle are you,
At six foot, nine.
Be better if I weren't three, two,
But I'm higher
When you're a lier
You bow when I stand up;
You have to bend down,
Giving you a backache.
Lift me off the ground!
I'll elevate to you,
Climbing your spine.
I'm three, two,
I'm three, two,
I'm three, two,
I'm three, two--sixty pounds
I tease my hair,
Make it to three, three. . .
Pompadoured mounds.
You hear me?
Hands cupped, I yell to you,
Ears in the sky.
At six foot, nine.
Be better if I weren't three, two,
But I'm higher
When you're a lier
You bow when I stand up;
You have to bend down,
Giving you a backache.
Lift me off the ground!
I'll elevate to you,
Climbing your spine.
I'm three, two,
I'm three, two,
I'm three, two,
I'm three, two--sixty pounds
I tease my hair,
Make it to three, three. . .
Pompadoured mounds.
You hear me?
Hands cupped, I yell to you,
Ears in the sky.
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I like "Xena, Warrior Princess", too ... not to mention "Sheena, Queen of the Jungle" ... rrrrowwrrrrr.
Ahh, love comes in all sizes...555
I thought "Big Love" was about Mormon polygamy. This is a better idea. I'll bet Arwen, the world's shortest amazon, also likes it.
Thanks, JD, AFW, MP.
Nice work here, John. I wonder if anyone has done "An Amazon Woman" to "American Woman" yet?.
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