-> "(Dismembered) Wokkin’ Tim and Stan"
Original Song Title:
"(Remember) Walking in the Sand"
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Parody Song Title:
"(Dismembered) Wokkin’ Tim and Stan"
The Lyrics
Seems just the other day,
guys they knew went away.
They went astray? Possibly.
And soon the tears will flow,
because folks are gonna know:
there’s a Jeff Daumer wannabe,
who makes a wicked stew
of body parts and roux.
Rhône’s what he drinks,
not wine pink,
after each chew.
[protracted lamentations]
(Dismembered) wokkin’ Tim and Stan
(Dismembered) wokkin’ hands and glands
(Dismembered) each bite is so inviting
(Dismembered) those eyes are quite delighting
(Dismembered) degustation of cheeks
(Dismembered) delish fingertips
Soft, so soft were those eaten lips
That is what happened to
the boys that they once knew.
The gourmand’s enjoying Stew.
So, that’s what happened to
the live ones who were slew.
He’d rather Lou than a cow.
(Dismembered) wokkin’ Slim and Dan
(Dismembered) wokkin’ hands in pan
(Dismembered) each bite is so inviting
(Dismembered) those thighs are quite delighting
(Dismembered) degustation ain’t beef
(Dismembered) fingers trump tri-tips
Bodies chomped by those feedin’ lips
Din’s tender.
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