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Song Parodies -> "Prime Your Puppet"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Your Puppet"

Original Performer:

Marvin Gaye

Parody Song Title:

"Prime Your Puppet"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Prime Your Puppet

Makes you springówill a nice pink do? Prime your puppet.
You'll do funny things, though she's made of spruce, prime your puppet.

She's been halved with a nice hole
Varnishing, you've got a wood role, for your puppet.

Purse up something lingual and kiss fir lips, prime your puppet.
Sand her fingers, burnish wood chips, prime your puppet.

Her little niche lifts your clumped pants.
All you gotta do is whittle your little manó
Prime your puppet, prime your puppet.

You're a painter boy; she is just a toy.
Paint her, like part of you, blue.
She'll be lumberfull, after you've poledó
Isn't wood made for a screw
To bind your puppet, bind your puppet.

Her enamelingóis it pink or fawn? Prime your puppet.
Paint her real bright, so she'll shine on, prime your puppet.

Teat her good, with some light shading.
Just bust your puppet, you won't be fading, prime your puppet.
Yeah, prime your puppet.

Interlocking, caulking, filling, painting puppet,
He's sanded everything smoothóready for priming now.

Interlocking, caulking, filling, painting puppet of buffed spruce.

He was filing on her face; he finished; it grew
Filled his roller, nappy; then his paint gun blew.

Primed his puppet.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Guy - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey - What's wrong with y'all out there? You gotta check this one out folks. I expected to see at least a dozen votes on this one by now and I was totally surprised that I was the first to vote and the first to comment on this little gem of a parody since the day is almost over.

John - this is the perfect companion song for your Gipetto parody today. Extremely well writtien with some fantastic imagination. This is primo. Moto Bene.
John Barry - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Molto grazie, Guy, thanks for the endorsement.
Rick D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Disturbing, yet funny
Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Rick D on this one. It actually creeped me out, yet, like the painting "The Kramer" on "Seinfeld", I could not look away. And for some reason, this is the most disturbing line: "Interlocking, caulking, filling, painting puppet of buffed spruce".
John Barry - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, JD--interestingly, this is a rewrite of what I had originally. Because of the blue pencil looming over the site, I had to opt for "creepiness" at the expense of explicitness.

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