Song Parodies -> Fire
| Original Song Title: | "Fire" |
| Original Performer: | Pointer Sisters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fire" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
The night is full of stars,
And a Pole takes a photo.
He's lookin' real close--
What does it show?
He says, "It's a pontiff
with his arms raised higher.
He's in the pic
Of fire!"
In the light
Appears a man from Rome.
Seems just the other day,
It was the virgin on a scone
Or a sandwich--lunch food
Toasted on oven's pyre.
Just take your pick
Of fire.
I'm gonna go get me
A fiery spark,
Then gonna light
A loaf of bread in the dark.
When flames are jumpin',
With my digital tools
Major fame I will earn . . .
Make Fátimans drool.
Well, Moses "oy'd" stranded, a wretch
Saw a flick'rin' fire.
Bush heard his kvetch;
Unburned by flames, did reply.
It told Mo to split
From that land so dry.
Back then, no pics
Of fire.
Ooh, fire!
Pictures of fire.
Burning man in fire.
An image in toasted chow.
Fire.
Pope JP.
Fire.
Toasted cheese.
Roastin' tree.
Fire.
Bake a scone.
And a Pole takes a photo.
He's lookin' real close--
What does it show?
He says, "It's a pontiff
with his arms raised higher.
He's in the pic
Of fire!"
In the light
Appears a man from Rome.
Seems just the other day,
It was the virgin on a scone
Or a sandwich--lunch food
Toasted on oven's pyre.
Just take your pick
Of fire.
I'm gonna go get me
A fiery spark,
Then gonna light
A loaf of bread in the dark.
When flames are jumpin',
With my digital tools
Major fame I will earn . . .
Make Fátimans drool.
Well, Moses "oy'd" stranded, a wretch
Saw a flick'rin' fire.
Bush heard his kvetch;
Unburned by flames, did reply.
It told Mo to split
From that land so dry.
Back then, no pics
Of fire.
Ooh, fire!
Pictures of fire.
Burning man in fire.
An image in toasted chow.
Fire.
Pope JP.
Fire.
Toasted cheese.
Roastin' tree.
Fire.
Bake a scone.
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my fave of the day
I was poping that this was about JP II. I think there was way more coincidence for it to be coincidental. Freaky when you put it all together. He was a great man and this may have been God's way of telling the Polish people to keep the faith. Now say 5 Our Fathers, 5 Hail Mary's and 5 Amens. Go forth and sin no more. Well done, John.
Thanks, Alvin, Guy.
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