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Song Parodies -> "Chatroulette"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Liza Minelli

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I first heard about this freakish phenom on “The Daily Show.”
So good is sitting alone in your room—
View folks you’ve never met.
Life there is chatroulette, so fun,
Coming for chatroulette.

Pull out your dick ’n’
Let the camera zoom,
Brandish the bayonet.
Life there is chat roulette, so fun,
Coming for chatroulette.

Come on key 9,
Come on key +,
Come, show your horn,
Start palpitating—
Right this way
Voyeurs are waiting.

So use yer mitting
To prop up the broom. . .
Like spanking a castanet.
Life there is chat roulette, so fun,
Coming for chatroulette.

You muse about a “girlfriend”
Known as Elsie
And hope that your engorgement
She can well see.

She’s at your beck and call
And climbs your tower. . .
Mixed metaphors—
I could go on for hours.

You bake her pie, then taste it—
Good is it—yum!
It tastes a bit like chicken.

And as you lay imaginary queen,
You’re really slappin’ that pork
And hope it’s seen.

Your dink they well see as with it you play.
Unsheathed member burnished and set for display.

So good is sitting alone in your room—
Show folks you’ve never met.
Pike bared for chatroulette, so fun,
Coming for chatroulette.

And as for me,
Yes as for me,
I’ve got my spline up,
Whacked for “Chelsea.”
Here I go: my motion you’ll well see.

Start by gland-mitting
And cradle that tum-
escence, then beat that bête.
Pike snared for chatroulette, so fun,
Get bonely for chatroulette, show gun.
I love to play chatroulette!

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Christie Marie M - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Never tried Chatroulette, but I found out about it from the link from your top comment and it sounded like a fun website to use, because you can interact with people internationally. Unfortunately, I can't access Chatroulette due to the fact that I don't have a web camera. :( Networking 555 international people with this one!
Mark Scotti - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
A very over "exposed" parody! LOL
Phil Alexander - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Hadn't heard of "chatroulette" before today, but I can guess what it's on about. But I think I'll give the site a miss. A monkey-spankingly good parody (as usual)
Matthias - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm not the only one parodying technology today it seems. This was a great satire of a worthless new online sensation that I hope will not catch on.
~LC~ - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, I just couldn't refrain , . . . . apparently L'ent has no effect on you, Sir ! ! ~SenorNueve ~
Tommy Turtle - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Saw that clip, too - great job of skewering what will probably become more akin to the Russian genre. Spinning the random-number-generator -- it came up 555! What are the odds?! (about 100%, actually.)

We have a Screamin' Jay for Friday. The pleasure of the company of the master of the genre would be an honor.

@ Matthias: Or yesterday, either. (FG/TT post on Wed.)
Phil Nelson - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny. I also neva hoid of it before, but this was a cool parody
John Barry - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Christie: Thanks, Christie. Ain't the Internet grand?! Mark: Many thanks. Phil A: Spanks. Matthias: Ditto. TT: Thanks, and looking forward to your Screamer. Phil N: Thank you.
Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for enlightening me. I'm still trying to master that Facebook thingy. At least I now know chatroulette is a variety of wine or a French dessert. ;D
TJC - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
'Palpitating' with spasmodic laughter, JAB... truly deft n' daft, sir!
Madame aux Coo - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Chips aHoy, { Captain Chien au Beavre }
Jonathan S. - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but your lyrics were hysterical. (Glad you included the link @ the top, so I would know what this is.)

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