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Song Parodies -> "Poke 'er Place"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Poke 'er Place"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

[sound of a risen wrenching rod igniting waves of warmth]

I love to hold it my hands formed like a brace
Roll it ’twixt my fingers in its raising apogee
(I love it)
Push it like a piston charging hard at engine start
Into her hot nook—placing it in there is an art

[more rod sounds]
It’s getting hot, like a furnace wrought
[more rod sounds]
It’s getting hot as a fur-niche plot

I’ll ream right
I’ll ream right
I’ll ream right in as I poke ’er place
(Goes in, that rod before me)
I’ll ream right
I’ll ream right
I’ll ream right in as I poke ’er place
(Glowin’ that rod before me)

P-p-p-poke ’er place, p-p-p-poke ’er place
[more rod sounds]
P-p-p-poke ’er place, p-p-p-poke ’er place
[more rod sounds]

I’m gonna stow it in; it’s hard as it can be
It is a man thing to plunge relentlessly
(I’ll plunge it)
In silhouette, it looks the same as a large gun
And baby, when I plunge, you’re gonna heat up like the sun

[relentless repetition]

Now I’ll tell you that I’ll plunge you
Tonight into
State o’ schvitzin’ while kibitzin’
As I’m plyin’ and I’m pumpin’—as I plunge, fuel somethin’
I further stick it in—inferno
It gets so hot that I pull it out
I prod again, prod again
The hot box. . .rammed in; sparks combust!

I reamed right, I reamed right
I reamed right
I reamed right in as I poked ’er place
(Glowing that rod stokingly)

P-p-p-poked ’er place, p-p-p-poked ’er place
[more rod sounds]
P-p-p-poked ’er place, p-p-poked her fireplace

[unrelenting repetition]

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Dr. Bellows - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Extremely skillful and humorous double entendre. Or else i've a filthy mind.
AFW - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
What the good doctor said
Wendy Christopher - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Oooh-flippin'-errr! If my mum knew I'd been reading this...! Very skillfully done though, and well worth a 555.... the song, I mean, I don't feel qualified to rate the hero of the song somehow! ;^)

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