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Song Parodies -> "Pro Life"

Original Song Title:

"That's Life"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Pro Life"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"Pro-life!" (pro-life),
That's how these people portray
Themselves, asserting that it starts on the day
Of conception then lasts nine full moons,
But when water pops, it stops,
They've changed their tunes.

They say "pro-life," (that’s life), but as funny as it may seem,
They're ready to kill those not on the team.
With women’s freedom, they ain’t down—
Got the minds of ’92* Salem town.

They love the fetus; it's fecund, it's feelings, they feel 'em.
They fawn till birth brings
Forth a cub, they frown, they're bummed, it came out,
No utero thing.
They only want to see a fetal face
As ultrasound scan, not in the human race.

“That's life! (pro-life)" To hell if you should deny it.
After birthin’ of baby, the life thing, they don’t so much buy it. . .
Couldn't care less if in childbirth a woman should die,
If you disagree, then in hell you will fry.

They love the fetus, it's fertile, no freedom for females;
The man is the king.
He will shtup and pound till ova will sprout
Inside that gal thing.
Month nine, reality hits ’em smack in the face:
Post-knockin’ the chick up. . .the kid leaves the womb place.

Pro-life (that’s life!) It’s a crime if you don’t buy it,
But when tiny creature’s comin’ out, they want to deny it.
For them, life starts, blink of a conceptual eye,
But when the kid is born, their interest starts to die.

Bye-bye.


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Squire Malloy - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Really good, and so true. Life begins at conception and ends at birth for these people. No abortion, no contraceptives, and then cry about all the poor on welfare.
Wendy Christopher - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Seconded. How people who claim to be 'for life' can be so full of hate for their fellow man is beyond me. Nice job, John - 555.
Disagree - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Abortion is murder of a defenseless child in the womb akin to clubbing a defenseless baby seal. Worse, it is the destruction of humanity which is not exclusively a women's issue. Where is the future of mankind with abortion? Cures for cancer and AIDS- murdered. Great new leaders- murdered. Hope-murdered. But I guess that it was alright that YOUR mom didn't murder you no matter what the circumstance. The poor have existed for all time and will always be with us just like the rich, so stop making lame excuses. Most abortions are of convenience and as a result of a decadent, immoral lifestyle. You had sex, now take responsibility for YOUR child and the future generations of humanity. More people have been murdered by abortion than died in all the wars ever fought. China alone aborts between 13-15 million a year! The United States? Approaching 1.5 million a year, which is disgusting. But only those BORN can ever support Abortion! Kinda like those that want their rights to condemn, but piss all over those that paid the price in blood for that freedom of speech and defense of our flag which represents liberty. Think about it. The greatest argument against abortion is your life that your mom gave you. Why do YOU have the right to exist, but not another human being?
Agree - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Disagree, your medieval views remind me of an eBay ad in which bunch of business types whip out their iPads at a meeting. Pete, who uses a pen, doesn't have a pad. Another colleague enters the meeting late, saying, "Sorry I'm late. I was back in the sixteenth century looking for Pete's pen." Then again, by the 16th the Renaissance was underway. So though you're pro-naissance, I think you missed the re- and beyond.
Disagree - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
There would be no Renaissance, no pens, no E-Bay, and no IPads w/o people being BORN. You lose- period. Again, only those BORN can support Abortion which is murder in the womb. The womb is to sustain life and a true mother ALWAYS protects her CHILD.
Agree - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, people need to be born, but not 7-plus billion and counting, many of which are unwanted, uncared for, and abandoned, a problem easily solved by contraception. Better an abortion than an unwanted, abandoned kid.
lost at sea - February 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Civil unions and gay marriages NEVER result in abortions, and yet the right wing is against them too. Don't they like anything ?

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