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Song Parodies -> "Drunk-as-Skunk Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Honky Tonk Women"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk-as-Skunk Woman"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I met a gin-soaked barf-rude queen, a drench sis.
She tried to take me for a rock 'n' rye.
I have to grieve her with a cross-sex "nosir!"
Then a rancid stream of drink hurled in my eye.

She's a drunk-as-skunk woman
Gives me, gives me, gives me the pump-up-lunch spews.

She sprayed a potpourri of chewed pork. . .hit me.
She'd had to bring up lunchtime, chunks-fly'n' bites.
The lady then, she covered me with sloe gin.
She blew her lunch. . .went straight into my eye

Yech! She's a drunk-as-skunk woman
Gives me, gives me, gives me the pump-up-lunch spews.

Yuck! She's a drunk-as-skunk woman
Gives me, gives me, gives me the pumped-up-lunch goos.

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stooge - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny
alvin - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
"covered me in sloe gin"...now THERE'S a mental image...lol
John Barry - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stooge, Alvin.
LilYuckyDucky - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
What else would a "sweaty Pirate" with a Trick Knee expect, Captain Jack ??
AFW - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Good spoof, but I like half drunk ladies..not too drunk
PMS - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment
You had fives from me from the first line on. It takes a lot of talent to make barfing funny
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd give you a five, but I think you've had enough, Mister!

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