-> "The Dickhead Dick Is Dead"
Original Song Title:
"The Wicked Witch Is Dead"
Parody Song Title:
"The Dickhead Dick Is Dead"
The Lyrics
District 11 Voters:
So long, the dick is dead, we ditched Dick, the dickhead Dick.
'fore long the dipshit will have fled.
Shake up--creep is dead, career-wise, of Dick we're shed.
Shake up--the dickhead Dick is dead.
He's gone, errant gob Pombo,
A ho, a ho, a ho. Go, go! The door's closing--don't let it hit on way out.
Dick's gone, Jerry got vote. Dick was a Jack O. ho.
Had to go.
The dickhead Dick is fled.
Jerry McNerney:
As the new rep of this district,
Redrawn like the crooked leg of a dog,
I welcome your sanity.
Voter #1:
Has the result really been verified legally?
Voter #2:
It's he.
Voter #2:
Really?
Voter #3:
Truly.
Voter #4:
Dickie
Voter #5:
Was morally, ethic'lly,
Voter #6:
Spiritually, physically,
Voter #7:
Positively, absolutely,
Voter #8:
Undeniably a creepy, crooked dickhead.
Registrar of Voters:
As registrar I have averred,
You're no longer marred by this turd,
And this creepy filching dickhead
Can go sleep in his filthy bed.
Voters:
Yes, this is a day of independence
From this Munchkin who's descendent.
Bye, Dickie!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread:
The dickhead named Dick at last is dead.
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