Song Parodies -> Lunch-Meat Bender
| Original Song Title: | "Love Me Tender" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lunch-Meat Bender" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
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Lunch-meat bender:
Lunch-meat-eat,
Delicatess-go.
Can't resist this slim-sliced treat,
Oh, I love it so.
Lunch-meat bender,
Lunch meat, chew
Till replete, full-filled.
Though its parts one need eschew. . .
Pathogens aren't killed.
Lunch-meat bender's
Weekend long.
Once I get a start
I can't stop. I know it's wrong,
But go à la carte.
Lunch-meat bender
Lunch meat, steer?
Possibly some swine?
Bad is pork, but guzzle beer
I, for anodyne.
When lunch-meat lost weekend's through,
Barfing I should go
Fattiness now shall ensue.
Who cares?! Give me mo'.
Lunch-meat-eat,
Delicatess-go.
Can't resist this slim-sliced treat,
Oh, I love it so.
Lunch-meat bender,
Lunch meat, chew
Till replete, full-filled.
Though its parts one need eschew. . .
Pathogens aren't killed.
Lunch-meat bender's
Weekend long.
Once I get a start
I can't stop. I know it's wrong,
But go à la carte.
Lunch-meat bender
Lunch meat, steer?
Possibly some swine?
Bad is pork, but guzzle beer
I, for anodyne.
When lunch-meat lost weekend's through,
Barfing I should go
Fattiness now shall ensue.
Who cares?! Give me mo'.
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Follow up a lunch meat bender with a Squishee bender, and you're in for a long week. 555
This isnt about the Futurama robot? DAMN! LOL 5s
Good lunchin' munchin'
nice and meaty...5s
2 slices chip-chop ham and 3 slices lebanon bologna for you
Apart from it's other values, it enhances the original dirge many-fold!
I sunk my teeth right into this one. Could I please have a pickle on the side ?
Thanks, McKludge, Jack, AFW, Alvin, Merry, Peregrin, IB.
Ok, Ok, Sir John, ~Pirate Par Excellence~
I surrender !!! I grant you all the L' aunch-Meat in China, if you only refrain, Sir, from so much partaking!! ~LadyCC
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