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Song Parodies -> "Halve Yourself: It’s Scary, Schiz-Full Splitness"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Halve Yourself: It’s Scary, Schiz-Full Splitness"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Halve yourself: it’s scary, schiz-full splitness—
makes me freeze with fright.
I fear there’ll be trouble:
you’ll Hyde in plain sight.
Halve yourself: it’s scary, schiz-full splitness—
it’s a two-time way.
I fear there’ll be trouble:
your smile’s gone away.
Leering snark portends bolder way,
think I’ll bolt away before
you become a sneering Janus,
your jeering wan puss like hoar.
I say we must put you in a tether
like a straitened shroud.
Maybe then your Doppelgänger will be cowed.
Then halp’s.* your help: be merry and not split-endowed.
*Haloperidol
makes me freeze with fright.
I fear there’ll be trouble:
you’ll Hyde in plain sight.
Halve yourself: it’s scary, schiz-full splitness—
it’s a two-time way.
I fear there’ll be trouble:
your smile’s gone away.
Leering snark portends bolder way,
think I’ll bolt away before
you become a sneering Janus,
your jeering wan puss like hoar.
I say we must put you in a tether
like a straitened shroud.
Maybe then your Doppelgänger will be cowed.
Then halp’s.* your help: be merry and not split-endowed.
*Haloperidol
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There are two ways you can take this. Frankly, I'm divided over what I think of this song.
Halve some 5's sir
SirJohn, you best watch that DoppelHanger of yourn, Sir !!
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