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Song Parodies -> "Cock Your Glock and Shoot"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Mother Goose rhyme

Parody Song Title:

"Cock Your Glock and Shoot"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Cock your Glock and shoot,
It's Austrian, a beaut--
Partly plastic, it's fast and quick
And charmed that Charlton coot.

Cock your Glock and shoot.
Walk out there and recruit
Cliques and then march a hundred clicks,
Frocked in your camo suit.

Cock your Glock and shoot--
First lace up your jackboot.
No kick--pull the hair trigger quick
'Cause it makes talking moot

Cock your Glock and shoot.
Later, you can refute
Why you wasted that Girl Scout chick
Who knocked for cookie loot.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
snappy !
Johnny D - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Bang bang,
JB's brilliant hammer takes aim, at Malcolm's spot ---
Bang bang,
Malcolm, will ya stammer, when 1st, place you are not?
John Barry - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, JD--not likely.
Tommy Turtle - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Clicks/cliques: good. Five rounds, and watch the one in the chamber.
Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good, though I have to issue three corrections: First, Glocks do not have hammers (they have striker pins), and therefore cannot be cocked. Second, Glocks do not come with a "hair trigger"; standard is 5 lbs of pull, though many LE agencies use the 11 or 12 pound set-up. Finally, Glocks have as much recoil as anything else, if not more so since they can fire higher power ammo (+P) that other guns cannot safely handle. The plastic frame dampens some of that, but my old Glock 33 with full-power loads definitely wasn't kick-free. Here's a pre-ban 15 round clip.
John Barry - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant, just saw your comment. I am humbled by your knowledge. That'll teach me for going for rhyme over reason.

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