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Song Parodies -> "Bo Peepian Ram Knows Sheep"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bo Peepian Ram Knows Sheep"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My community-college Spanish teacher repeatedly stressed that the Spanish V is pronounced as B. So vaca is pronounced baca and va, va, is ba, ba.
This ain't a veal life,
It's mainly pastury:
Bocks and lambs collide
When the gait is a prancing spree.

On slopes they slide
When they ride--a tupping spree.
After ovine joy, they're feeling muttony,
Because it's sheepy come, sheepy "O,"
Mary's nigh; Merino
Is the lamb that followed
Her to school; it was a rules breach,
Rules breach.

"Baa, baa!" grunt thrills a ram;
Pumps his gun to ruby red,
Pulls the trigger and she's bred.
Bock, bock, the goat makes a run,
But prowed, the proud ram chases him away.

"Baa, baa!" Ewe-ew-ew-ew.

Chosen for a mate this "guy."
They're makin' time out in the fields just harrowed;
Capricorn carries on; this mutton'd really rather. . . .

To mate, ovine must come,
Gets shivers down her spine,
Body quaking from that pine.
Wood plied, heavy body, the mutton grows--
Gutter cleaved, then get in line, each sated ewe.

"Baa, baa!" Ewe-ew-ew-ew .

Any whey, the milked goat?
Shy shoats will get fried
As a dish, and sheep'll get shorn, spring/fall.

She sees a little twiglet then grow to a stand--
Scares the moose, scares the moose dam; views hugest ram mangrove.

Plumb herd, a tight fit

Mary, very, likes it--deep!

Gals will bray, "Go!" Gals will bray, "Go!"
Agnus Deo." Gals will bray, "Go! Frigger-o!"

Ram, Bliss me!


Putz, try shtuppin' pork.


Those hoggies love sheep.

You'll love that pork, boy[nk]; jump on pork, phallusy.

Sans-apple snout; it's a pome-paucity.
Sheep be fun; sheep me know.
Will you let me go?

Ram thriller, no, we will not let you go!

Let him go!

HERD. . . :
Ram driller, no, we will not let him go!"

Let me go!

HERD. . . :
Ram filler, no, we will not let you go!

Let me go!

HERD. . . "
Will not let you go!

Let me go!
Go, go, go, go, go! ¡va! ¡va!
¿Vaca? ¡Bah! ¡Bah! ¿Brahma? ¡Nada! Bacchanalia--baa, baa brama*
Lets me know:
Beasts bellow, bub, when your tendril is wide and woody.
The bleat, so sweet!

I'd rather bone sheep than any other phylum,
Rather go sheep-deep than, e.g., a pup dry hump.
Oh, save me; ram-ewe's what drives me crazy.
Just gotta get in, just gotta get in 'fore they're sheared!

Mutton'd really rather,
Rather than Bo Peep,
Mutton'd really rather, mutton'd really rather do sheep.

Hey, they're kindred, you know!

* "Cow? I don't think so. Brahma bull? No way! Bacchanalia--the baa, baa of rutting season/baa, baa bellows." The phrase "baa, baa brama" is a doble sentido: "la brama," rutting season; "bramar," to bellow. I added an extra phrase to this line.

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alvin rhodes - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
one of the more grand barnyard
Whiskered Rooster - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Although, although, although I generally object to the type of parody that follows every single vowel of the original song, I admit that this is a masterpiece. I even got lost in it. The only way I COULD make something of it, was by singing it along, which means that there's no problems with the musical aspect. I also want to tell you that I HATE you. All of you. No, I don't want to start a fight, but it seems that every time I try to get into this site, someone comes up with an idea similar to what I had thought of! And a better one, too. Just watch, this weekend, I'll be accused of plagiarism, but I will submit. I will submit. (sighs) Ah, there is one little nitpick I'd like to point out: sheep aren't a phylum, sheep are a genus. Chordata are a phylum. They include any creature with a rigid chorda in the back, as in, ALL vertebrates, plus sea squirts, salps, and lancelets. Point for you. Point for me. Smiley :-)
John Barry - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin. And thanks, Rooster for the zoology lesson. I'm gonna make a change as a result: I'd rather bone sheep than any other genus/To me each fleecy beast is a bleating Venus.
Agrimorfee - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I am reminded of Giles Goat Boy by John Barth with this parody. Barry, you are insane in the membrane--in a good way. Way to go! 555
John Barry - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee. I read "Giles" years ago, along with "The Sot Weed Factor." Barth's an amazing writer.
AFW - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny farming, here..5's
PMS - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I am in awe of ewe!!! This is the best sheep schtupping parody I have ever seen.

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