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Song Parodies -> "Frayed Zipper"

Original Song Title:

"Day Tripper"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Frayed Zipper"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gotta be squeezed in,
Or it'll be shaking right out.
It'll get breezin'--
My tailor I'm gonna punch out.

I've got a frayed zipper
Out--way!--stickin', yeah.
When I get so long,
I bounce out,
Yeah, I flounce out.

I'm a fig-leafer,
When my zipper is repaired.
Adam and Ever
But zipper rip has me bared now.

I've got a frayed zipper. . .
Might get ticketed.
'Cause I do show schlong
When I bounce out. . .
Twelve ounces out.

Try to squeeze in;
It's loaded--sprayed my right hand.
Need some squeeg'in';
Feels like the ocean--quite damp.

I've got a frayed zipper
Unbasted fly, yeah.
Got an unrolled dong
That hung out,
And it did spout.

Frayed zipper,
Frayed zipper, yeah.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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 4   0
 5   5

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Dominic L. - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Um... that was interesting.... 5's
alvin rhodes - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
sounds like ya got a handful of
Yet Another Dutchman - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
"Bursted out" into laughter... 555
Michael Pacholek - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
What a piece of work... codpiece, that is. Maybe you should call the longshoremen's union and hire their tailor. (That's a takeoff on a Johnny D joke.)

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