Song Parodies -> That's Amperage

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

  
Parody Song Title:

"That's Amperage"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

That's Amperage

When the juice is so high that it squeezes your eyes,
That's amperage.
When it makes a makes a big lightning rod out of your spine,
That's amperage.

Swells and stings when you touch that thing known as bare wiring,
And you sing—no, you're yelling!
Heart's OK, you defibrillate; no, a burning steak
Is not what you are smelling.

When the spark makes you drool like you're kicked in the jewels,
That's amps' fury.
You dance involuntarily; that means you should have worn gloves.
In a trance now, you dream of Sputnik and you think you've seen Yuri.
Fuse, you see, is a safety valve that keeps you from the amps' fury.
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Meriadoc - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad... :-)
John Barry - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc.
zfunky1 - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
"When the spark makes you drool like you're kicked in the jewels" That line alone got you all fives!! Great job otherwise!

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